Well, Michael Cuddyer retired. 

Christmas came early.

All jokes aside, Cuddyer had a very nice 15 year career. One that led to two All-Star game appearances, a silver slugger award, and a 2013 NL Batting Champion.

Pops will forever stay in my mind for his memorable mis-cues in the 2015 NLDS and his underwhelming regular season. He will, however, open up $12 Million Dollars in available salary that can be used towards a more valuable asset for 2016. 

Good luck Michael Cuddyer, you’ll create a good coach or a broadcaster one day.